JENNY

[davecobb]

Talking on her cell phone while driving her black Mercury Mountaineer, Jennifer Aniston nearly run me over at the corner of Melrose & Gower as I left AstroBurger this afternoon.

I tried calling her but she didn't answer her celly. I was all "geez, b**ch, it's one thing to blow me off for lunch, it's another to run me over instead!"

Comments

[npdxbear.livejournal.com]

Gosh. yet another example of a rude celebrity. The nerve of her not taking your call!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

This is a good argument for wearing steel-toed boots - makes it much easier to leave a big-ass dent in the rear fender when someone does something that [censored] clueless.

[annoyinghandle.livejournal.com]

I think it's because Vince is soooooooo controlling.

[uncle-james.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is she doing driving a Mercury Mountineer?

[uncle-james.livejournal.com]

Mountaineer, even.

[popebuck1.livejournal.com]

She's obviously still distraught over Brad, the poor lamb!

[kenlin.livejournal.com]

I never really liked Jennifer.. even on "Friends"... something about that pouty mouth.... but I do have to admit I did like the movie the "Break-Up".... I think it's because of the men... Vincent D'Onofrio and Jon Favreau were oh so tasty and Vince wasn't too bad himself....

[carytown.livejournal.com]

She was just mad cuz you could eat and she couldn't

[gyvyr.livejournal.com]

Of course she didn't answer...she was ALREADY on the phone.

Now this all makes sense as earlier today when i was talking to her, she cussesd under her breath and when I asked what that was about she just said "oh some annoying guy in my way"

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Top 'o the hat to you for that one. I can't stop smiling.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Ummm, yeah. "Tip 'o the hat", I meant.

[woofytexan.livejournal.com]

"dammit! I missed him. I'll circle the block and try again. I'll teach him for introducing Brad to that whore!"

[reddish68.livejournal.com]

She's just jealous of anyone who actually gets to eat burgers. She was probably on the phone with her weight counselor.

And in other friends news, I just saw Matt LeBlanc with a full beard over here on the lot. My beard radar zeroed in before I realized who it was--glasses and a hat, but still I think it was him. Yummy.

"Friends" with benefits..

[liquid-wayno.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who used to live in an apartment facing MLB's, in WeHo, back in the 90's. According to him, M would often have "gentleman callers", at all hours of the day and night. Discuss....

Re: "Friends" with benefits..

[reddish68.livejournal.com]

It was his trainer. His TRAINER! I swear.....

Re: "Friends" with benefits..

[teddyb.livejournal.com]

LOL What was he being trained to do? *grin*

[djmrswhite.livejournal.com]

call courtney cox and get her to handle this

[moroccomole.livejournal.com]

Celebrities! They're [vehicular homicidal maniacs] just like US!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

She drives a Mountaineer?? Gad, how Rancho Santa Margarita is that ... ;-)

Good to hear you survived!

[poppychirpy.livejournal.com]

867-5309?

[e-ticket.livejournal.com]

Nice. :)

[bear-with-me.livejournal.com]

Jennifer wouldn't take your call????? Welcome to the D-list.