My tweets

• Wed, 14:38: Dear Internet: cuz Left Shark is a *performer* he's probably confused because he's actually (stage) Right Shark #theaternerds #houseleft #fb
• Wed, 14:42: Dear @katyperry as a *performer*, Left Shark might need consoling cuz he's actually (stage) Right Shark, right? #theaternerds #houseleft
• Wed, 14:51: FLYNN'S ARCADE in Lego! http://t.co/oLDijKzF2x @LEGO_Group @flynnlives @TronLegacy #TRON #FlynnLives via @BrothersBrick
• Wed, 17:01: .@leftshark you just won the Superbowl, where you going now? #jurassicworld @JurassicPark @katyperry #halftimeshark http://t.co/pqBOVc6b3q
• Wed, 17:10: RT @Bonobos: You asked, we delivered. Introducing the @Bonobos #SharkSuit. RT to make it happen. http://t.co/DfaYUSSGkD #SuperBowl http://t…
• Wed, 17:34: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water #jaws #leftshark #gonnaneedabiggerboat #sharkisstillworking http://t.co/Vr9S91l1mP
• Wed, 18:04: RT @antikate: Attn @davecobb RT @sarahkliff: Welp found my Valentines Day card for this year (via @missambear) http://t.co/kUJZTfbKqd