TODAY'S TWEETS

13:16 Dear Incisors: after forty years of chewing, I am disappointed that you insist on including my cheek as part of the occasional meal. #fb

15:01 Help! If only there were a product that could cure my complete and utter idiocy! tinyurl.com/22vvzdv #asseenontv

15:08 Everyone remembers Scholastic's DYNAMITE magazine, & maybe BANANAS, but does anyone recall their third 1970s/80s grade-school magazine, WOW?

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