I FIND YOUR LACK OF PANTS DISTURBING

Here's the top 278 "Star Wars" lines that are vastly improved by replacing a word with "pants". A sampler:

- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
- Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
- I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.

Come to think of it, most every line of dialogue that George Lucas has ever written would benefit from this.

CONDOM COUTURE

From the Fowler Museum at UCLA back in 2007, check out Dress Up Against AIDS, which: .

"... features fourteen magnificent garments designed and produced by Brazilian artist Adriana Bertini, made entirely of condoms rejected by industry quality tests.

By appropriating an object of protection and using it to create works of vibrant and original style, color, and texture, Bertini seeks to raise awareness of and inspire the use of condoms, the critical vehicle for preventing AIDS. These colorful, sensual clothes, including ornate evening dresses, vivid skirts and tops, and elegant suits, demystify and destigmatize condoms and “refashion” them as objects associated with pleasure."

CORALINE

CORALINE
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On display in the lobby of the ArcLight Sherman Oaks