When You Care Enough To Send The Very Worst

The greeting card companies can't be stooping so low as to make 9/11 a card-giving holiday...?

I'm all for a solemn day of remembrence... but CARDS on PATRIOT DAY?!? Holy jumpin' jesus on a fuckin' pogo stick.

For the Love of Women!

Okay, Bush may be a complete loon, but this is just creepy.

(thanks to markosf for this one)

Hello Kitty Haiku

Thanks to bigsabu and chigarbear and poohbearjim for pointing me to this.

Oh. My. Goodness.

I shall win this contest. Oh, yes... I shall.