davecobb: (Starf*ckers)
Dave Cobb ([personal profile] davecobb) wrote2006-10-24 12:55 pm

JENNY

Talking on her cell phone while driving her black Mercury Mountaineer, Jennifer Aniston nearly run me over at the corner of Melrose & Gower as I left AstroBurger this afternoon.

I tried calling her but she didn't answer her celly. I was all "geez, b**ch, it's one thing to blow me off for lunch, it's another to run me over instead!"
ext_173199: (Krosp Attacks!)

[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a good argument for wearing steel-toed boots - makes it much easier to leave a big-ass dent in the rear fender when someone does something that [censored] clueless.